receipt
no purchase yet. the machine is pretending to be patient.
credit: 0 impossible dollars
A1
insert fake coin
snack on a bad idea
This machine sells tiny conceptual products with suspicious names. Add credit, press a code, vend something, and move your pointer over the cabinet to bully the physics a little.
nonsense reserve
7%
Tip: buy three things and the machine starts overexplaining itself.